The Nose-Picker Song


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Well I'm a nose-picker baby,
I pick it morning, noon, and night
Morning, noon, and night
Well I pick it on the left side
And move on over to the right
Nose-picker, a nose, nose-picker


I pick my nose in London,
I pick it in New York.
I pick it with a spoon,
and I pick it with a fork.

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I eat it with lasagna,
I eat it with extra cheese
And when I'm real hungry
I just let out a big SNEEZE!

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My momma says I'm naughty
She sent me to my bed
But when she turned around
I flicked greenies at her head.

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**Note: The last verse was banned at my camp.