My favorite camp song is one of the few good things I took with me when I left girl scout camp. We called it Granny and it goes like this:
Granny's in the cellar
Oh Lordy cant ya smell 'er?
She's cookin pancakes on her dirty stove
dirty st-o-o-o-ve
her eyes are are full o' matter
it's drippin in the batter
and the *snot sucking noise* is a drippin from her nose!
From her nose!
From her nose!
And the *snot sucking sound* is a drippin from her nose!
Pretty gross huh?!?? But I LOVE IT!
